Thirteen roles have been officially cast for The Roommates, with a few hold-outs due to unforeseen circumstance. I hate that phrase: unforeseen circumstance. It’s like pomp and circumstance, only slightly less gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I hope to have everything finalized soon and will announce the fullRoommates cast list shortly.
To all auditionees who showed up at the Sands Regency, thank you for coming. Even if not cast for the show, you will be kept on file for future productions, including but limited to a breathtaking new concept that blends porn and ice skating. Just kidding, I don’t know anything about ice skating.
The first Roommates appearance will feature a genuine pyrotechnician from Craigslist, a Hummer, and a gigantic explosion. As a general rule, The Roommates won’t feature much in the way of explosive action sequences, but this is a special occasion and deserves a deafening report to go along with it.
We’re currently in negotiations with private land owners who also happen to own high-caliber weaponry for remote detonation. From what I understand, most of this is completely legal.
Stay tuned…